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A very boring goddamn zombie movie
BPD Girlie meets Awkward Redditor
"Trust in the emojis with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding."
Achieving the impossible: Making fighter jet planes boring
Another motherhood movie from Almodovar
Can you feel it now Mr. Crawdad?
Masterful navigation of an increasingly sensitive topic
Lonely winter in the Ionian Islands kinda vibe
A lot of potential, but ultimately cliche
You will either not be able to sit through this or absolutely love it
Culturally Significant