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Culturally Significant
Another motherhood movie from Almodovar
Masterful navigation of an increasingly sensitive topic
You will either not be able to sit through this or absolutely love it
Lonely winter in the Ionian Islands kinda vibe
BPD Girlie meets Awkward Redditor
Achieving the impossible: Making fighter jet planes boring
A lot of potential, but ultimately cliche
A very boring goddamn zombie movie
Can you feel it now Mr. Crawdad?