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Culturally Significant
You will either not be able to sit through this or absolutely love it
A lot of potential, but ultimately cliche
Lonely winter in the Ionian Islands kinda vibe
Masterful navigation of an increasingly sensitive topic
Can you feel it now Mr. Crawdad?
Another motherhood movie from Almodovar
Achieving the impossible: Making fighter jet planes boring
"Trust in the emojis with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding."
BPD Girlie meets Awkward Redditor
A very boring goddamn zombie movie