The Emoji Movie (2017)
by Biggest emoji movie fan
"Trust in the emojis with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding."
You truly have to be real film buff (... rosebud!!!) to truly appreciate how a movie packs in so much relatable and funny (fun!!) content in just 86 minutes! Thought provoking, life changing.
I looove this movie so much (yes!) because it really highlights how good the film industry is at promoting talented people. I salute you good sirs, you are a true geniuses. No one loves this movie more than me. Not Twitter CEOs, not Instagram Executives, not Google Managers.
I am the number one fan of the emoji movie.
If this movie has a thousand fans, then I am one of them.
If this movie has one fan, then I am the only fan on earth.
If this movie has zero fans, then I am dead.
The literal single negative of the movie I seem to be able to point out is a weird technical quirk the video file of the movie seems to have. My browser would weirdly only show me a black screen for the whole duration of this specific movie except the beginning and end credits.
The only solution I was able to find was to turn off my browser's AdBlock, then the movie played normally. Did anyone else have that problem?
What in the name of the great King is an “emoji”? And pray tell, how hath such a curious invention risen to heights reserved only for the finest works in our noble kingdom? I shall investigate this marvel at once. Nionios, as ever, thou hast outdone thyself — I shall look upon this emoji and judge its glory with mine own eyes!